Are you a young, ambitious student ready to take the reins of leadership? Buckle up, because we’re about to embark on a wild ride through the treacherous terrain of student governance.

Here are seven key tips to guide you on your journey to becoming the next big mysterious student leader on campus.

1. Master the Art of Dramatic Entrances

Take a page from Darth Vader’s book in “Star Wars.” Nothing says “I’m in charge” like heavy breathing and a cape that billows dramatically as you enter a room. Bonus points if you can have a theme music people remember you by every time you show up. Here’s a tip, you can get a content team to produce video content of you using the same song so everyone remembers you by.

Real leader Example: Former British Prime Minister Boris Johnson once got stuck on a zip line while waving Union Jack flags. While not intentional, it certainly made for a memorable entrance!

2. Develop a Signature Catchphrase

Every great leader needs a catchy slogan. Channel your inner Arnold Schwarzenegger from “The Terminator” and come up with something punchy. Instead of “I’ll be back,” try “Free partying for all students every Friday!” It’s not quite as menacing, but it’ll definitely win you more votes.

Political inspiration: Former U.S. President Barack Obama’s “Yes We Can” or current U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak’s “Ready for Rishi.” Though, maybe avoid anything like “Strong and Stable” – that one didn’t work out so well for Theresa May.

3. Perfect Your Power Pose

Watch “The Iron Lady” and study Margaret Thatcher’s imposing stance. Practice your power pose in the mirror until you can make even the toughest hall monitor quiver. Remember, the higher the hair, the closer to ultimate power.

Modern example: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for her commanding presence and passionate gestures during speeches.

4. Cultivate an Air of Mystery

Take inspiration from the documentary “The Fog of War” about Robert McNamara. Always keep your classmates guessing. Did you really decide to come to class late, or are you playing chess with the teacher’s lessons to prove your dominance?

Contemporary figure: Think Vladimir Putin, but less “potential world domination” and more “did he really say he won’t do his homework?”

5. Master the Art of Deflection

Watch old clips of political interviews and learn from the best. When asked why student dues was spent on something not a first class ticket for your trip abroad, respond with, “I think the real question here is: why can’t the student President be allowed a little privacy to think about the future of the school?”

Pro tip: Study Boris Johnson’s technique of using obscure historical references and Latin phrases to confuse everyone into submission.

6. Develop a Signature Look

Every iconic leader has a distinctive style. Think Winston Churchill’s bowler hat or Fidel Castro’s military fatigues. Find your trademark accessory – maybe a pair of novelty glasses or a cape made from the school flag.

Modern inspiration: Jacinda Ardern’s bold blazers or Donald Trump’s… unique hairstyle. Choose wisely; you’ll be stuck with it in every picture you take

7. Practice Your Inspirational quotes

Watch “Independence Day” and take notes on President Whitmore’s rousing speech. Next time there’s a quiz, and you know students don’t want to do it, stand on your desk and declare, “We will not go quietly into that good night! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today, or the next”

Real-world example: New Zealand’s Jacinda Ardern was praised for her empathetic and clear communication style during crises. Maybe dial back the dramatics for the school assembly, though.

Remember, young leader, with great power comes great responsibility… and an endless supply of fame and money. Now go forth and lead your fellow students to glory, or at least be better than the leader before you!